The Pilgrim Girl Who Grew a Beard
At this point, I should warn the reader that a reviewer of one of my previous books stated the following: THE AUTHOR HAS GONE OUT OF HIS WAY TO CONFRONT THE READER WITH AN INEFFABLE PIECE OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE GARBAGE! However, since that time I have spent considerable time honing my chirographical skills, the net result being that now, I believe the garbage in my books to be completely comprehensible! ----- Someone once said the past is the beginning of what we are now and will forever be. This book dwells on that ancient adage, which might provide a hint that the book is directed at the oldie-locks amongst the readers. The author hopes the reminiscence described in the book will dredge up similar memories of past times and similar experiences; no doubt more exciting and entertaining than the ones related here. For you younger-locks, you might as well toss the book in the trash since you've already heard similar tales ad nauseam from your parents and grandparents. But, considering your age, you probably won't listen to me anyway, so sit back and enjoy the show