Foozler Runs
When his father dies, fading rock star John Foozler returns home, with his wife and son, to take care of his mother and run the family golf driving range. Finding life dull in Eastlake after the excitement of LA, John spends most of his time at the range hitting buckets of golf balls. He soon realizes that he has not lost the natural talent he had when, as a teen age phenom, he won the State Junior Golf Championship. After a few months John's mother dies, followed shortly by his wife. When his son leaves to join the Marine Corps, and with nothing to keep him in Eastlake, except a few now married old girlfriends, John decides to leave town and follow a dream his father had for him of becoming a professional golfer. Having sold the range to an old high school buddy who wants to build a shopping mall on what now is a valuable piece of land, John Foozler bundles all his possessions into his old car and heads south for tour qualifying school. He hopes to make the cut and be allowed to play on The Senior Tour. Unfortunately John's fondness for attractive older women slows his progress down the East Coast considerably. In South Carolina he meets a lonely female at a mini-golf course. He thinks that he has found true love, until he discovers that she is already married to a local politician believed to have ties to the mob. Always a jokester, a prank John plays at a military parade has him hunted, at the orders of the politician, as a suspected terrorist. But John evades the chase and manages to hide out, taken in by a woman who is an art teacher at the local college. This time John is sure it is true love. But he can't stay hidden forever as the woman's landlord is becoming suspicious of his presence.