I Do Not Drink. But I Can and I Will Though.
"JOEY! STOP FUCKING READING MY MIND SO I CAN GO MASTERBATE!" YES. OKAY THERE IS SOMETHING THAT I JUST SHOULD NOT HAVE ESP REPEATED OUTLOUD. PARAPSYCHOLOGY. ESP. OLD FASHIONED MIND READINGS. PSYCHOTIC (NOS). "NOS" = "NO OTHER SYMPTOMS. NIGGA." MENTAL TELEPATHY. "GRIM REAPERS MC." YES. and TO MY ENEMIES FOR LIFE: "OH! YOU ARE SO VERY WORTHLESS PATHETIC." NEW! I DO NOT DRINK. BUT I CAN and I WILL THOUGH. WHEN YOUR WIFEY HOE MOMMA FINALLY GETS HERE. THIS...MY BOOK COVER. "TEN TRIES ALREADY and NO GO! ALL TEN TIMES." YES. UM OKAY WELL...I HAVE HAD NO LUCK WITH THIS THEME WHATSOEVER. LOL. YES. UNTIL NOW. LOL. "HALF CARTOON HALF REAL LIFE." MOST ALL OF YOU NEVER SEE THE BACK COVER. YES. OKAY SO...."THIS IS NORMAL WITH ADDED IN COLOR." THIS COVER "W I L D. GRAPE" BOTTLE HAS BEEN EDITED BY ME. "THE S IS MISSING OFF OF THE WORD MCGILLICUDDYS. OH YES IT IS." "KATHY GRIFFIN SURE CAN SUCK A MEAN DICK!" YES. MEEEEEEEEEEEE "OH JUST!" EDITING MY BOOK. "HOLY SHITTE!" YES. ME JUST NOW STILL: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK I AM EVEN TALKING ABOUT!" BANG! RE: "JOEY JUST SAW THE REAL MISS KATHY GRIFFIN JUST TODAY NOW. YES." TOP SECRET. KATHEY HOE: "MOST DAY DREAMING HOPEFULLY MOST ALL MOISTENED UPPED ALL DEEPED UNDER COVERS TOO NOW." TODAY = "OCTOBER 16 - 2015." ELLEN = "ONE WEAKENED MOST WATERED DOWN LESBIAN NOW... IF YOU DO FULLY GO ON and YOU DO JUST GO ON and YOU DO JU JU JUST ASK ME." RE: "YES. I COULD GIVE JOEY A GOOD NICE BLOWJOB." YES. RIGHT STRAIGHT BACK TO THIS AGAIN... HAY! THIS IS JUST WHAT I WOULD BE ASKING TOO NOW HOE S! "HAY! BILLY AUSTIN'S MOMMY IS MISS SKINNY COMEDIEN BIG PETITE FAT COCKSUCKER MEDIUM SIZED SLUTTEY HOLES NASTY WIPES GREAT VALUE KATHY GRIFFINS?" read on about mr. billy austin then you little jiggaboos you. I THINK THAT KATHAY KATHAY GRIFFINS CLUBS WAS STALKING ME AT ONE TIME IN MY CAREER S. COOCHIE N' ANALES RIBBED A REARS. PUSSY N' ARREARS. "JOEY NEVER APPEARS." YES. "JOEY DID YOU JUST USE A CONDOM FOR ME OR WHAT NOW DUDE?" REAL DEAL THINGS THAT I WOULD JU JU JUST LOVE TO HEAR: "I JU JU JUST BOUGHT ALL OF JOEY'S PUBLISHED PAPERBACK BOOKS OH YESSS! and I THREW UP ALL OVER THE 26,292 THOUSAND FUCKING PAGES. OHHHHHHHHH! I HATE THIS FUCKING DUDE SO VERY BERRY VERY FUCKING MUCH!" JUST ONE THING: "HAY! LEARN HOW TO COUNT PAGES NOW HOE!" STOP. "NO JOEY! THAT WAS WHEN YOU DID NOT HAVE AS MANY OF YOUR BOOKS PUBLISHED YET!" BOYCOTT = "GAY BANNED MR. GEORGEY BUSH PERVERT WANTS TO BED ON DOWN WITH YOUNGER LAD FOLKS." RE: "NICE OLD MILLTARRY COTS WILL BE MOST SWEET FINE." POLITICALLY "PUNCTU JEWELED UARY." YES. "HEY! WEARING SUNGLASSES TODAY GEORGEY!? HAY! GO ON and PUT YOUR NEW GAYBANS ON THEN!" KAYATE SLAMS! "NO! JOEY WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN!?" YES. OH GEE I DON'T KNOW NOW CUNT! HOW ABOUT YOU ASK THE SECRET RECORDING DEVICE AT YOUR RED TRAILER PARK KITCHEN TABLE THEN CUNT! YES. RIGHT AFTER I LEAVE and YOUR "REAL" MAN COMES RUNNING ON OVER FROM "JUST RIGHT STRAIGHT" ACROSS THE STREET THEN. CUNT. YOU ARE SOOOOO FUCKING SARCASTIC WITH ME. YOU CUNT YOU. (NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME) "NOOOOO! YOU LISTEN TO ME JOEY! NOOOOO! JOEY! WHENNNNN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN!?" THIS FUCKING CUNT HAS MENTAL ILLNESSES TOO NOW. YES. YOU ARE IN HER HEAD. YES. I AM IN HER HEAD. YES. GEORGE W. BUSH IS PROMISING THE "ALLS" OF YOU EXTRA MONEY TIMES WITH SUNNY BEACH VACATIONS TOO NOW. YES. BUT SHE IS WAS...SHALL ALWAYS BE MY GIRL TOO NOW. NIGGA. "OHHHHHH GEE I AM SO SORRY. YOU DON'T THINK THAT ANY OF THIS RECORDING IS ANY GOOD AT ALL? BUTTT (LESA BORN ACTRESS MOVIE STAR) I THOUGHT THAT HE HAD SAID SPOKEN JUST SOOOO MANY THINGS. NO. I AM JUST SOOOOOO VERY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. NO. HE WAS NEVER A FRIEND OF MINE OR ANYTHING REALLY. OH YES! BUTTTT (THE COVER-UP JUST IN CASE) WE DID SPEND A LITTLE TIME TOGETHER BEFORE.... OKAY! OKAY! YES! OKAY WELLL....I THINK SO...WELL YES..." THE F.B.I.: "BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING TAPE. OH HOT DAMNED! THIS DUDE IS FUCKING GOOOOOD!" Cont.