Life Gives Me Gas
Life Gives Me Gas: Tales From The Fat Side Synopsis There is not enough antacid on the planet for my life. What were you thinking? Why on Earth would you want to read a book about the life story of an average, middle-aged lesbian that does not involve scissoring? What does it involve, you may ask? Well, almost blowing up, the trials and tribulations of being in a retail pharmacy, mammograms and many of life's other lemons that made me one strong glass of lemonade. So grab your antacids and hang on-it's going to be a bumpy ride and, as I have already told you, I have gas.