Hilarious collection of cleverly designed "awards" to bestow upon someone for successfully accomplishing an act of great embarrassment (tripping in public, food stuck in teeth, thought someone was waving at them, etc.)
This title contains two novels by Jeff Noon: Vurt - where a possee of hip malcontents are hooked on the most powerful drug you can imagine; and Pollen where people are sneezing and dying all over Manchester, due to exotic blooms flowering all over the city.