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Have you ever felt the urge to fuck the photocopier at work? Or maybe you're obsessed with panda sex. Perhaps you have a bomb in your cunt, or better yet, you have the Demon Vibrator of Eden in there. Whatever your taste, STRANGE SEX 3 has the scratch for your itch. John Bruni, author of DONG OF FRANKENSTEIN, has gathered together the craziest perverts in the industry, and they have given us the most fucked up erotica you're ever likely to read. From Mandy De Sandra (KIRK CAMERON AND THE CROCODUCK OF CHAOS MAGICK) to Mike Lombardo (I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE DOOMSDAY) to Jeff O'Brien (the BIGBOOBENSTEIN series) to Danger_Slater (I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU) and many more, STRANGE SEX 3 will leave your brain dripping with sexual satisfaction.

Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. Including stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in The Bass: An AutoCorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Romance Conference, and The Infinite Jest of Picking Porn Titles *** Reviews "Sandra's writing is so incredibly vivid that I can almost hear the crocoduck squealing in pleasure..." Jezebel "Mandy De Sandra's Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick is a 7,500-word tale of revenge that skewers Cameron's anti-gay, anti-evolution agenda by having him give a Crocoduck a blowjob and fuck a morphing Jesus made out of cheese right in its cheesy stigmata-holes." Gawker .."oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ "What the fuck is this book?" Chuck Wendig

Troll! Asshole! Schmuck! Cum drunk? Many negative phrases are associated with the 1-Star Reviewer Chris Roberts. The man who claims to have divine talent and must bring wrath to all writers, past, present, and future haunts Goodreads and all author's ratings. But that is only half the story... In Mandy De Sandra's latest tale of Bizarro Erotica, Weird Science meets The Dead Poet's Society with hot Gnostic bi-sexual fucking. Featuring threesome cumming, Franzen ass fingering, Throbbing Proust penis man on man anal sex, David Foster Wallace cream pie, and one star review rim jobs.

Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. A 7,500 word novellete of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex. Including other stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in the Bass: An Autocorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Conference, and The Infinite Jest of Picking Porn Titles. *** Reviews "Sandra's writing is so incredibly vivid that I can almost hear the crocoduck squealing in pleasure..." Jezebel "Mandy De Sandra's Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick is a 7,500-word tale of revenge that skewers Cameron's anti-gay, anti-evolution agenda by having him give a Crocoduck a blowjob and fuck a morphing Jesus made out of cheese right in its cheesy stigmata-holes." Gawker "..oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ "What the fuck is this book?" Chuck Wendig

"This novella could be the crowning achievement of American literature created during our generation."Jezebel .."oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ Fox News thought it would be just be another day at the office. They thought wrong! The Liberal Radicals teamed up with the teamsters to poison the Fox News water supply with a designer drug that makes them act out their most deviant sexual fantasies. The drug spreads through the halls of Fox News until it turns into A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest. In Mandy De Sandra's tenth book, she tells her most epic Bizarro Political Erotica yet. It is Tom Rachman's The Imperfectionists meets gonzo Hustler porn featuring: Lou Dobbs Mexican omelette cum craving, Scientology creation squirt story, Stevia Shaker sex, Emmy Award masturbation, Patriotic facials, DVDA tax cut fucks, Republican rim jobs, Bill O'Reilly vibrator roller coaster, and the cumming of the Alpha Billionare Buttrons.

When David Cameron takes yet another holiday to Cornwall, he enjoys some time at the beach while his wife writes Dr. Who/Dalek erotic slash fiction on her IPhone. It is a jolly good holiday until Cameron sees beachgoers looking at him and laughing. He checks Twitter and sees #piggate is trending and he is taken back to the time when the encounter first happened.David leaves his wife while she writes her Dalek gang bang scene and goes to the scene of the crime where he will encounter something that even Dr. Who wouldn't be able to handle. In a 6,000 word erotica chapbook that is part Three Little Pigs and part 120 Days of Sodom, Mandy De Sandra, author of "Ravished by Reagansaurus" and "Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick" has delivered yet another naughty gay Bizarro Erotica. Featuring alien pig double anal, werewolf bukkake, dwarf tossing off, butt pig babies, snout cock sucking, alien butt pregnancy, cock and ball torture, and galactic communist cock sucking.

You think that the Earth is round and that Tila Tequila has not been relevant since MySpace, but are you a Gnostic prophet to make such claims? You are not, but Mandy De Sandra is in the Illuminati and has the real truth. This isn't erotica, this is a Gnostic parable to be included in her ongoing Kindle bible. Life will never be the same again once your eyes have been opened to the Gnostic truth as revealed by the stars themselves. This is the true history of the World as only Mandy De Sandra can tell it. In this epic 7,000 word story that is Anne Rice meets Gonzo Conspiracy Theories, Mandy De Sandra takes us on a journey of biblical proportions. Featuring star-cock sex, anal play in the Garden of Eden, Holy Trinity threesomes, Dionysian cock worship, ass to ass map dildo drilling, Neil deGrasse Tyson pound down, live streaming interstellar orgy sex camming, and Christopher Columbus pussy worship.

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You thought this was about coffee and pumpkin spice? Well, you thought wrong. You think a red cup without mentioning Christmas is not big deal? Once again, YOU'RE VERY WRONG. Why was it that Jesus drank wine, but forbid coffee? Why is Starbucks rumored to be a Gnostic Zionist corporation that worships Lucifer?These questions will all be answered in a sexy tale of pumpkin, spice, and where everyone is naughty and no one is niceThis is the 8th book of Bizarro Erotica by author Mandy De Sandra. It's a 6,000 word tale that features: coffee cup nipple licks, ball suctioning, Home Alone Sadistic sex (featuring the great Macaulay Culkin), Pumpkin Spice Bukkake, SPH, erotic castration, 2 holes 1 cup, and Gnostic Lucifer Ass licking to bring light to a dark world.

Autumn Collins left rehab with medical debt and a new skill: she had a knack for spinning dark sexy yarns of paranormal romance to her rehab housemates. Unable to find a steady job, Autumn self-publishes her stories with moderate success. She attends the Paranormal Romance Awards, hoping to land top agent Janet Rose to help her snag a 6-figure dream deal. Despite dwindling sales, her latest novel has been nominated for the Haunted Heart Award. Also up for the Award is Nora Carpenter, who routinely throws parashade at Autumn on Twitter, and Shira Constantine, a paranormal romance author who based her novel on what she is convinced are real encounters with the spirit of her dearly deceased husband. At the awards ceremony, Shira will unleash something that is not her husband. It something ancient and evil that thrives on dark romance. Autumn and her rivals must work together to survive a hotel that has twisted their stories into an Infernoesque fantasy world.