Prison Politics 101
"Prison Politics 101: The Ultimate Guide to Not Screwing It Up" Welcome to federal prison-where common sense goes to die, and nothing works like it should. Lucky for you, Prison Politics 101 is here to help you navigate the circus with your dignity (mostly) intact. Written by Larry Jay Levine-former inmate, prison consultant, and master of cutting through bureaucratic bullshit-this book delivers everything you actually need to know about life behind bars. Spoiler alert: It's not what you saw on Netflix. What You'll Learn (If You're Paying Attention): How to Avoid Becoming Fresh Meat: Want to survive? Learn the lingo, mind your business, and don't be that idiot asking what a "CHOMO" is out loud. The Art of the Hustle: Forget that 12 cents an hour prison job. Burrito smuggling, tattoo trading, fantasy football-find your lane, make your commissary count. Who Not to Piss Off: Hint: pretty much everyone, but especially snitches, shot-callers, and anyone looking at you sideways in the chow line. Surviving the Guards: Yes, they're in charge. No, they don't care about your feelings. Respect them, but don't expect them to respect you back. Larry Jay Levine doesn't sugarcoat anything-because in prison, sugar's contraband. Instead, he gives you the no-nonsense, laugh-out-loud, brutally honest survival guide you need to make it out in one piece (physically, at least). With real stories, sharp insights, and just the right amount of sarcasm, Prison Politics 101 is the book you never thought you'd need-but now can't live without. About Larry Jay Levine Featured on CNN, Fox News, and every media outlet that loves a good prison story, Larry knows the system better than your public defender. As the founder of Wall Street Prison Consultants, he's helped countless people navigate the chaos of incarceration. His motto? "Prison's not fun, but it doesn't have to be a total shitshow either." Read this book. Or don't. Just don't say I didn't warn you.