The History of Mankind

Readers’ Comments

Never was so much condensed into so little by so few. Just one; Louis.

—Winston Churchill

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...about this book.

—Clark Gable

Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...with books like these.

—Jesus Christ

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, in the wrong direction by reading this book.

—Lao Tzu

If at once you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try again; but not by writing another one of these books.

—Thomas H. Palmer

Humor is a funny thing. But not in this case. I want my money back.

—Jack Benny

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. If he refuses, make him read this book.

—Don Vito Corleone

This book made me laugh out loud, annoying my wife, my dog, mice in the walls, and others in my mausoleum.

—King Tut