I Will

Art Gordon didn't think that being a janitor on an alien starship would be a complicated venture-but it didn't take long for him to really tick off one of the alien officers. Then he fell in love with one of the other crew members... and she fell in love with him, too. But it wasn't until they declared themselves married and celebrated in the traditional newlywed style that the complications started getting out of hand. Art was quickly dumped at an interstellar port habitat and the starship took off with his new wife still on board-facing termination. Is there any possibility that an alien judge will rule in his favor?