Malone Hero

Malone was a lone hero. He only ever spoke in one-liners and bad puns with a manly, raspy voice and had a mustache that would even make Tom Selleck bow with respect. Malone has gone AWOL from the CIA in search of his destiny, and attempting to fill out his resume with awesome should a lone hero position open up.Unfortunately, Malone soon learns that he has bitten off more than he can chew when he attempts to free the town of Hope Falls from a self-proclaimed tyrant; a ruthless German bastard called Roberto. Complicating matters is the fact that Malone has also antagonized the CIA and the Hope Falls police department.On his journey, Malone finds himself stumbling into one adventure after another, unwittingly mocking the very genre he wants to live. With the help of allies and sexy native women he assembles the resources he needs to mount the ludicrous climax his story deserves.