The League for the Suppression of Celery

Kate Pearson heads west from Arkansas in an old jalopy with two parakeets, a job offer and a half-baked plan: Dreamboat celebrity chef Warren Hoffman has offered Kate a job and himself if she will relocate to Oxnard, California. The catch? Kate soon discovers Warren has a Big Secret. And that he's possibly crazy.& ;& ; & ;& ;During her journey, Kate stumbles into the lair of paranoid militants calling themselves the League for the Suppression of Celery. When they learn her destination is Oxnard -- celery capital of the world -- they stop at nothing to indoctrinate her into their nefarious cult.& ;& ; & ;& ;Her escape from the League sends her racing toward her happily-ever-after while being pursued by members of the League who want her back, and by the compelling new friend who inexplicably quits his job to travel across the country to find her.& ;& ; & ;& ;Throughout it all Kate encounters an eclectic assortment of weird and wonderful characters from whom she learns about love and courage and navigating life when her coffee-stained road map ends up flying out the window while speeding down the I-40.