Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up!

Discover the ups and downs of post-college life in this hilarious keepsake graduation gift that parodies Seuss' classic for the modern age.

Congrats! Congrats!

You've made it so far.
You're an adult now,
you're even allowed
in a bar.

But long before you're
going to succeed,
You'll eff shit up,
100% guaranteed.

This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.