Drake Hotline Blinged Mark Dice in the Butt

The Illuminati have found a way to spread coded messages and mind control-through pop and hip hop music videos on YouTube. Every pop star from Meek Mill to his rival Drake are controlled by the Illuminati. But there is one man who can see their true nefarious agenda-Mark Dice. But watching YouTube videos all day, can take a toll on one's soul. Mark Dice's sister is concerned about his mental health and persuades him to take a private Karate class with her black belt husband. Dice learns from this man that the Illuminati hates Karate because Jesus was the first Ninja. Mark also learns that he is attracted to his sister's Karate kicking husband. These revelations come to a head when Dice does his Illuminati video of the week for Drake's "Hotline Bling," because once Dice encounters the Hotline Bling message of the Illuminati-nothing will ever be the same again. This sexy 6,000 word story is "The Matrix" meets the HBO show "Looking" features: Karate cock fights, sensitive cum eyes, YouTube handjobs, anal reach-arounds, starting from the bottom until you're queer, the history of Jesus & the Ninjas, big dick decapitation, Kanye cock slaps, dominant dick thrusts, and the Wu-Tang Clan showing the Illuminati truly is all through your body.