Where Did it All Go Right?

Andrew Collins grew up in the 1970s. His parents never split up, in fact they rarely exchanged a cross word. No one abused him. Nobody died. He got on well with his brother and sister and none of his friends drowned in the canal. He has never stayed overnight in a hospital and has no emotional scars from his upbringing, except a slight lingering resentment that Anita Barker once mocked the stabilizers on his bike.