Fix It and Forget It, Until It Breaks Again: 100 Demotivational Quotes For Homeowners Who Should Have Kept Renting

Ever wonder if your house is secretly plotting its revenge for that DIY plumbing disaster? Welcome to "Fix It and Forget It, Until It Breaks Again" – the ultimate survival guide disguised as a humor book for everyone who's ever questioned their life choices while standing in the home improvement store checkout line for the third time in one day.

From the moment you signed those mortgage papers, you entered a world where warranties expire faster than milk, and your emergency repair fund evaporates quicker than your DIY confidence. This hilarious collection of 100 brutally honest observations about home ownership will have you laughing through the tears as you realize you're not alone in the never-ending battle against home maintenance chaos.

Perfect for first-time homebuyers, seasoned property owners, and anyone who's ever tried to fix a leaky faucet with a YouTube video and a prayer, this book serves as both a warning label and a comfort blanket for the brave souls navigating the treacherous waters of home ownership. Each quote is a masterclass in Murphy's Law as it applies to everything from foundation repairs to HVAC systems that seem to have a graduate degree in psychological warfare.

Inside these pages, you'll discover:

Why your tool collection is really just an expensive anthology of unfinished projects

The true meaning of "character" in real estate listings (spoiler: it's not good)

How home improvement shows are actually fantasy fiction

The three stages of every home repair: denial, YouTube, and calling a professional

Why your house only makes that weird noise when contractors aren't around

Written with the wisdom of countless hardware store visits and the scar tissue of numerous DIY attempts, this book is the perfect housewarming gift for friends who still think homeownership is cheaper than renting. It's also an excellent coffee table book – assuming your DIY coffee table hasn't collapsed yet.

Whether you're a weekend warrior with more enthusiasm than skill, a reluctant handyperson, or someone who just wants to feel better about their own home maintenance mishaps, this book promises to be more reliable than your home warranty and more entertaining than watching your neighbor's failed attempt at landscape design.

Note: Reading this book counts as home maintenance experience. Results may vary. No refunds for crushed DIY dreams.