Goodnight, Loon II: 50 Shades of Orange

We are two years aboard the Trump Train(wreck). Mar-a-Lard-Ass a/k/a Burrito Mussolini a/k/a Crappy Gilmore a/ka the Kumquat Pol Pot remains an arrogant, bloated, bullying, seditious, simpleminded, syphilitic, treasonous, traitorous, tiny-handed tyrant. So, I wrote more poems and parodies to keep from crying. Like Goodnight, Loon, this is a mix of parodies and poems. If prefaced by "Song Break", sing along to the song parodied, preferably aloud. The others in the waiting room will thank you. If not prefaced by "Song Break", it's a poem, and you can make up your own melody. It's fun!