THE CONSPIRACY KID

  "You don't have to be kiddish, but it helps."

A sonnet is penned and, lo, The Conspiracy Kid Fan Club is born. Read this sonnet and membership of the Fan Club is automatic and irreversible. In three parts - Fan Club, Hamburger and String - it is a literary soap, which chronicles the lives, loves, tragedies and triumphs of the earliest Conspiracy Kid Fan Club members: Edwin Mars (poet), Joe Claude (billionaire), Walter Cornelius (werewolf), Ewan Hoozarmi (artist), Muriel Cohen (chef) and a further motley assortment of various precarious humans.

Another cheerfully ramshackle tale from the author of Beyond the Valley of Sex and Shopping.