The Worstiary

Have you ever wanted to impress your friends, family, and local garbage men with your impressive knowledge of made-up bullshit? If so, this is the book for you! This book contains 1,150 fake facts about mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians, fish, invertebrates, and even plants! It contains a fun (and morbid) activity center for the children and/or manchildren! However, it also contains material that is definitely not suitable for children! Rated M for "Much Bullshit"!